If you were hoping to purchase furniture “Woofy” furniture designed by none other than Britney Spears, I am sad to inform you that the project has been cancelled.  It seems that Britney’s Dad and manager pulled out of the furniture deal because he felt Danish entrepreneur Claus Hjelmback was using Britney for publicity more than for actually designing anything.   

I guess I am more surprised that Britney Spears was designing furniture in the first place than that the project was cancelled.  It just never crossed my mind as being a furniture designer.  Considering the fact that I believe a person’s clothes represent their furniture surroundings, all I can envision, are pink, fuzzy, and items that glitter. 

Still I like Britney, and if I were going to imagine a piece of furniture she might design, I would pick Adda Dreamscape Contemporary Wall Mirror.  This mirror/ art piece is reminiscent of Jetsons science fiction cartoons at one glance, and as an organic piece of art the next minute.    It is shiny with its aluminum framing, and has a beveled glass cut mirror. It is free flowing and appears to be ever changing, just like Britney!

  This is a huge wall art mirror at 42" wide x 68" long x 1.5" deep so it would take up an entire wall, and dominate an entire room.  It is 48 lbs with a 1 year warranty and has hanging hardware included.   

Just for clarity, I am going to remind you that this mirror wasn’t actually designed by Britney Spears, but my idea of what I think would come out of her collection if there was ever a chance of such a collection happening. I think she might like a Swarovski mirror as well. 

• November 2007